
Yar! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day ye scurvy bilge rats! yar, it do be a real holiday, just arsk me matey's! I be off to get me some prime vittles, wid me good luck charm, Alexis, the kitty bucaneer! If'n anyone have anything to say, drop me a note 'ere on me mast! (mast, post, get it?) and in honor of pirates, I direct ye to the greatest pirate of all,
Charby! The Vampirate!